Every family’s got one — this one just happens to be soft, green, and permanently three beers deep.

Meet Drunk Uncle Wub: the plush embodiment of lawn chair wisdom, tank top confidence, and unsolicited political opinions. Complete with a denim vest, dad hat, and a mystery bottle of something fermented, he’s ready to fall asleep during a BBQ or ruin a wedding toast at a moment’s notice.

Cuddle him if you dare. Display him proudly. Just don’t let him drive the golf cart.

**This is a pre-order and will ship in 8-10 weeks.**